You are a Fuckdoll

I want you to get those pull ups, I'm going to count you down from 10.

Hold that nose and inhale as deep and as long as possible as I count you down.

Inhale those pull up pulls at each nostril, each nostril, each nostril, so you're so fucking high.

Ready? Let's go. Inhale.

Now 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.